Its OK to relax!!!
What you doing J?
Relaxing like Granddad.
Granddad relaxing and reading a book.
Granddad relaxing and making noises and reading a book.
What noises James?
J, did Granddad fart?
No. Granddad not fart.
Take it from Grandma - it was snoring noises and we are not teaching him rude noises!!!