Teaching the grandchildren

What did Grandson learn from us retirees while spending a week on holiday with us?

Its OK to relax!!!

Father
What you doing J?

Relaxing like Granddad.

Granddad relaxing and reading a book.

Granddad relaxing and making noises and reading a book.

Father 

What noises James?

Relaxing Noises.

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Father

J, did Granddad fart?

No. Granddad not fart.

Take it from Grandma - it was snoring noises and we are not teaching him rude noises!!!